the poverty 360

no rgh? *cries in a corner*

oh my sweet boy. this xbox is an xbox 360 E. which was the 360 released right before the xbox one... it also has a winchester mobo, meaning it cannot be hardmodded. how sad. oh but how i LOVED this thing... that is until it started overheating anytime i tried using it. so it sat unused for YEARS until 2025 when i decided to take it apart with my father. we changed the thermal paste and thought all would be fine and dandy. but! of course not. it still overheat so i gave up, yet again.

that leads us into january 2026. i was chatting with my friends as one does and somehow the xbox 360 came up. i remembered that my xbox 360 was just sitting collecting dust. i decided to just bite the bullet and open it up again! what do i discover? nothing. it seemed fine! new thermal paste and everything! that was until i turned it one without its case. its fan wasn't working! after all these years i had thought the fan was completely out of the question, but nope! so i ordered a new fan and all worked just fine! (still mad at myself for that one...)

now it has been infected with badavatar and it sits next to my monitors!

xbox one s

the xbox one s(hit edition)

this console was with me since 2017. this thing got me through all of the hard times up until it was the hard time. i got it for xmas in 2017 and i LOVED it. i played minecraft and roblox nearly everyday with my friend. as i grew old i played less and less, but never abandoned gaming completely.

fast forward to june-ish 2025, the xbox starts acting funny. immediately i knew, this thing is finally on its death bed. now by this point i was basically over console gaming and i had started gaming on my father's pc. like i predicted, the xbox started slowly bootting up more and more, until the point to when it would boot up it wouldn't even load the screen for my account pin. it even managed to corrupt some part of the xbox and i had to factory reset it! this is when i knew i had to let it go. so i said my goodbyes and swore to never use it again. then shortly after my father gave me his pc, so thank you for your sacrifice xbox.

wii

fuck it wii ball

this fucker. i honestly have no clue how this thing is still working because it's barely gotten a break since 2008. but, i have many good memories with it. one of my favorite things to play on the wii was just dance 2, 3, AND 4. i also loved to fuck around with the photos on the sd card :kek: it is still full of crazy ass miis and now homebrew! the only thing i do on it now is play wii fit with my friends and get my ass beat in mario kart lol

2ds

oh you poor freak why was i so evil

this is my 2ds, what a damn freaky lookin thing this was... my fondest memories on this thing was playing mario maker and fucking FACE RAIDERS out of all things :kek: but despite it being the poverty model, it treated me quite well!

a funny thing that happened when i was a wee lad, mc for the new 3ds came out and i did not know that it was exclusive to the new 3ds... so being in the age of physical media, i bugged my parents to bring me to walmart to get it! we get to walmart and get it, i get home and that's when everything fell apart. obviously it did NOT work on my 2ds but instead of telling my parents, i just lied?? idk lol i was a strange kid.

as of now, it sits on my shelf and i use it every now and then to take pictures and vids for funni :3 i finally modded it in like. 2024 and i like playing tomodachi life on it (and other various from the hshop). i remember bringing it to see weird al in summer of 2025 with my friend and i actually think i got two streetpasses?? either way, my 2ds is a funky little dude and i love him dearly